Bad Kids | Lady Gaga
Not so great… There’s not all that many at the moment, least not ones that I actually have a good shot at. Most of the time they’re only looking for more seasoned performers to audition, which often leaves me spending a couple of hours waiting, hoping that they’ll be willing to take a chance on me and see me afterwards. But, I remain determined! I’ll land a part soon enough.
Rachel is also insane and had been too busy preaching about singing what you know that she fucked herself over in the process. I’ll still never understand how she made it in unless what’s-her-face feared for her life of something. And yeah, you do. It’s funny.
Why would you want a shot at something that’s gonna give you a bad rep anyways? You would have been known as the actor who debuted in a shoe that doesn’t even have proper musicians. You’re worth more than that and there’s probably a reason the universe made you miss out on it.
She’s incredibly talented, so of course she made it into NYADA. But, that doesn’t change the fact that it’s still very much possible to forget your words. It happens all the time, further proved by the fact that I forgot some of my words today, and I have that monologue completely memorized. And I’m so going to buy you some ear plugs and make sure you wear them at night.
At least I’d have debuted in something as opposed to nothing… But, I guess you have a point. As usual. It still would have been nice if the audition had gone a lot better, though.
Of course I know that. You would never forget the words to your music; you could recite the words in your sleep. In fact you do.
Well, it was only the first one, babe. They don’t sound like they’re worth it anyways if they can’t even hire a pianist who knows how to play.
Rachel’s been singing the Funny Girl soundtrack ever since she could talk (or so she says). If she could forget the words to Don’t Rain on my Parade, anyone can forget the words to anything. Nerves do funny things to you— Wait, I do? I thought that had stopped…
Maybe… But there’s not exactly a whole load of them out there. At least not ones that I have so much of a shot at. It just would’ve been nice to start off on a better note. Not get kicked down at the first one.
Well, something must of happened to make you think that. You didn’t pull a Rachel and forget the entire song.
You don’t know that that didn’t happen, David. It was just… It was a disaster from start to finish. I flubbed some words in my monologue, I dropped my sides all over the stage, I’m not quite sure what the pianist was doing but it was all wrong and I missed my timing a couple of times, and I could tell by their faces that they don’t want to see me again.
What happened, babe?
It’s safe to say that I definitely won’t be getting that part. That’s what happened.
It’s not Paris, I’m afraid. And of course I did, babe. You don’t turn 22 everyday.
Have I told you lately how amazing you are?
We’ll get there one day, and you really didn’t. I would be more than happy with just dinner out and a quiet night in…
Well, hopefully it’s Broadway because I have two tickets for Chicago tonight.
I—Really?! That wasn’t what I was going to say at all actually, but I’ll happily take it!! You really didn’t have to do that, though, David…